This page is a tribute to Funny English. What is funny English, you say? It's basically English that has been translated by non-native speakers that may sound fine to them but to people whose first language is English, it sounds, well, rather funny. Since I am currently living in China, most of these excerpts are translations of Chinese into English. To all my Chinese friends learning English, this page is done in a spirit of fun, and nothing on this page is nearly as bad as the way I speak Chinese!! Please enjoy this page and I do welcome submissions (as long as they're clean). You can send them to dave(at)dwhudson(dot)net.

Just click on the links to the left to browse the world of Funny English!

Please note that all text is spelled exactly like the originals - no corrections have been made.